Perhaps I have too much time on my hands

Title: Inches and Falling
Genre: Drama Crossover
Rating: PG
Pairings: Yano Kenta (Uta no Oniisan)/Suzuki Taiyo (Yoiko no Mikata)
Disclaimer: Done purely for entertainment purposes. I only own my warped imagination.
Summary: Yano Kenta hates his life, his job, and children. Suzuki Taiyou is overly enthusiastic, painfully optimistic and, worst of all, loves children-- and still Kenta can't seem to shake him.

Author's Note: Written for this prompt on the Spring Anon Meme (thanks to the poster for the awesome prompt!). Inspirational credit also goes to inseiko for drawing an adorable piece of Taiyou/Kenta fan art that got the wheels turning to help inspire this beast. Special thanks to catacombkid, mitsuchan, and bakemonokun for all their encouragement, comments, feedback and help when I got stuck! You guys are all amazing! ♥

Also, why I seem to be drawn to writing such bizarre drama crossover pairings I HAVE NO IDEA. *facepalms*

( Yano Kenta hated his life. )