I wrote this drabble quite awhile ago for the same Crack!Comment Fic Meme that the Ichimen Sex Ed drabbles came from. I meant to post this one here with them and completely forgot. However, the lovely nanyakanya finished up and posted another Ichimen Drabble and I suddenly remembered this thing's existence.

So, here it is! The title comes from nanyakanya, whose awesomeness I can never appropriately convey. 8| ♥

Title: Sex and Narcoplepsy Do Not Good Bedfellows Make
Genre: Crack/Ryo Torture
Characters/Pairing: Ryo/Shige
Rating: Erm... R? XD; I'm horrible at rating things. Rest assured it's not very sexy, despite the rating.

( Nishikido Ryo's lovers always came first (literally). )